toilet debate
has the issue been resolved? seems as though the arguement has existed since the invention of the toilet and accompanying seat. i haven't researched this because i find it trivial at this point. perhaps someday, when there are less amusing things to do. but for now, let me solve the this debate once and for all. once your business is done,
SHUT THE TOILET!
NOTE:-void in public restrooms
just put the lid down along with the seat. i mean, come on. that's the fairest solution to this hole thing! think about it: men and women each perform the same action at the toilet before AND after (and i assume, during) doing their business. this post was inspired in part by Larry's Crappy California Adventure.
while i'm at it, please load the toilet paper roll so the paper hangs at the back.
posted by Lester T. at 1:18 PM
4 Comments:
FRONT!
why the heck do you want the toilet paper pointing in the OPPOSITE direction that you're going to grab it from ?!??
6:27 AM
I agree, front!!! Hotel maids are taught that way...
And yes, shut the lid...rumor has it that the water can splash up to 5 feet...That's too close to my toothbrush..ew..
2:01 PM
mm:it's all about consistency. for guys, we only use it when, you know, and when we run out of tissue paper (let's just leave that right there). so naturally, we naturally want to reach 'round back for both the getting and the deployment of the tp. more importantly, it is easier to tear perforated tp one-handed (it's a book, for the wondering type).
jm:hotel maids want to make things look pretty. front loading only when accompanied by a top tear thingy (sorry to be so technical). as for 5' of splashage, that would have to be one huge dump with extreme velocity coming out of a very skinny ass to hit your toothbrush. and i don't think guys can generate that much pressure from their pee jet. although, i did once get l'eau de toilette on my hand while i was peeing... it didn't smell very nice.
5:35 PM
gross...thanks for the visual!
let me clarify...the water splashes when you flush with the lid up....geez, I hope that the water won't splash 5' from someone's shit hitting the water!!!
8:44 AM
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